The Office of The Arctic Ambassador is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its aversion to nipples, frequent executions, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 27.347 billion Arctic Ambassadorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TROMSØ. The average income tax rate is 34.7%.

The powerhouse Arctic Ambassadorian economy, worth a remarkable 2,140 trillion ices a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 78,260 ices, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', royalist is the most offensive slur in the Arctic Ambassadorian language, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, and golden statues of wolves line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District. Crime is moderate. The Arctic Ambassador's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Arctic Ambassador is ranked 234,456^th in the world and 36^th in Arctic for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.47 law-abiding acts per hour.