
| Population | 8.115 billion |
| Capital | Paradise City |
| Leader | Yuya Sakaki |
| Currency | bitcoin |
| Animal | Performapal Kuribohble |
The Empire of The 5th Choice is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Yuya Sakaki with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, triple-decker prams, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.115 billion Choicers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. The average income tax rate is 55.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient 5th Choicean economy, worth a remarkable 1,100 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 135,640 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Refugees from other nations are flocking to The 5th Choice's border, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in, and the internet has been placed under government control. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The 5th Choice's national animal is the Performapal Kuribohble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
The 5th Choice is ranked 56,483rd in the world and 3rd in The Choices for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 165.91 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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The 5th Choice was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian and Largest Retail Industry and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes.
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The 5th Choice, the internet has been placed under government control.
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The 5th Choice, bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in.
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The 5th Choice, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
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The 5th Choice, refugees from other nations are flocking to The 5th Choice's border.
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The 5th Choice, the property market is in a bit of a state.
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The 5th Choice was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
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The 5th Choice was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
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The 5th Choice, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work.
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The 5th Choice, creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption.


























