The Respubliko of Tejania is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Luksa Orabela Maraĵa with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 2.27 billion Tejanis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foraj Landoj. The average income tax rate is 36.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Tejanian economy, worth 94.9 trillion Baskoters a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,798 Baskoters, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, bike rage is all the rage, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Foraj Landoj for fear of causing a fuss, and politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tejania's national animal is the Armidillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sigeonic Yefersonism.

Tejania is ranked 133,584^th in the world and 1^st in Foraj Landoj for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 36.01 Effective Tax Rate.