The Sprawling Dominion of Tappee is a behemoth, efficient nation, ruled by Abigail York with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, national health service, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 50.448 billion Tappeeans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grathmoras. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Tappeean economy, worth an astonishing 18,470 trillion electronic tappeens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 366,121 electronic tappeens, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,962,624 per year while the poor average 35,701, a ratio of 55.0 to 1.

The alien invasion siren sounds eerily like a UFO, ride-sharing often involves some passengers sitting on the roof rack, feuding neighbours measure each other's lawns with a ruler to check for infringements, and diplomats agree to the terms and conditions of peace treaties without reading them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tappee's national animal is the Trazyuk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Manichaesim.

Tappee is ranked 298,657^th in the world and 1^st in Calnuxia for Safest, scoring 16.44 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.