Population | 5.578 billion |
Capital | Tamaki |
Leader | Empress Tamahine o te Marama |
Faith | Tikanga Wairua |
Currency | kohatu |
Animal | whale |
The Empire of Tangatarehua is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Tamahine o te Marama with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.578 billion Tangata Rehua are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tamaki. The average income tax rate is 8.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Rehuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,260 trillion kohatus a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 225,937 kohatus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Empress Tamahine o te Marama's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, government agents stalk the aisles of grocery stores for out-of-stock medications, and commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tangatarehua's national animal is the whale, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tikanga Wairua.
Tangatarehua is ranked 55,922nd in the world and 19th in Greater Dienstad for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 4,264.41 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Tangatarehua, commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives.
- : Following new legislation in Tangatarehua, government agents stalk the aisles of grocery stores for out-of-stock medications.
- : Following new legislation in Tangatarehua, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
- : Following new legislation in Tangatarehua, Empress Tamahine o te Marama's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners.
- : Following new legislation in Tangatarehua, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits.
- : Following new legislation in Tangatarehua, news headlines suggest that Empress Tamahine o te Marama has a sideline in guinea pig pimping.
- : Following new legislation in Tangatarehua, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly.
- : Tangatarehua was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and Highest Food Quality and the Top 5% for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Advanced Public Education, and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Tangatarehua, cops shout apologies with every swing of their baton.
- : Following new legislation in Tangatarehua, business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace.