The Republic of Tachizerandis is a large, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 158 million Tachizerandisians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 18.2%.

The Tachizerandisian economy, worth 9.92 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 62,769 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, and nocturnal light pollution is mostly blue. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tachizerandis's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Tachizerandis is ranked 44,626^th in the world and 22^nd in Lesbian for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,790.11 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.