The Reviver of Lesbian of Garbage Replubic is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Empress Riley the I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.066 billion Garbage Replubicians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garbage City. The average income tax rate is 82.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Garbage Replubician economy, worth 112 trillion Trash Bags a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 105,690 Trash Bags, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Garbage Man', Garbage Replubician Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock, scientists take credit every time it rains in Lesbian, and third world countries are rich in "I Love Garbage City" t-shirts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Garbage Replubic's national animal is the Garbage Man, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Garbage Replubic is ranked 17,420^th in the world and 1^st in Lesbian for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 8,477.79 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.