Population | 26.116 billion |
Capital | Damascus |
Currency | Oil |
Animal | Camel |
The Hypothetical Emirate of Syriana is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.116 billion Syrianans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Damascus. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Syrianan economy, worth a remarkable 5,572 trillion Oils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 213,384 Oils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
The combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Leader's throne, and people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Syriana's national animal is the Camel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Syriana is ranked 9,593rd in the world and 756th in Balder for Most Corrupt Governments, with 158.93 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Syriana was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market and Highest Economic Output and the Top 5% for Highest Average Incomes, Highest Poor Incomes, and Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Syriana's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Syriana was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Syriana's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Syriana's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Syriana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Syriana's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Syriana was refounded in Balder.
- : Syriana ceased to exist in Lazarus.
- : Syriana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.