The Kingdom of Sukhosiam is a mid-sized, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 74 million Siamians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 13.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Sukhosiamian economy, worth 3.98 trillion Siamese Baht a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,718 Siamese Baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**, candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility, and children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sukhosiam's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sukhosiam is ranked 84,151^st in the world and 1,667^th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,577.55 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.