The Korean Monarchy of Sucks To Us is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Lynn Croydon with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.027 billion Sucks To Usians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cary. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Sucks To Usian economy, worth 629 trillion ngultrums a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 78,371 ngultrums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, Scrabble champions have been left scrambling for scraps, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Cary Natural History Museum, and murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sucks To Us's national animal is the techno eel, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christian.

Sucks To Us is ranked 65,431^st in the world and 2^nd in Hellworld 2 for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 146.23 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.