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Largest Agricultural Sector: 15,957thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17,840thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27,200th
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Succubus Barmaid

Population1.465 billion

CapitalAn Inviting Smile
LeaderYour Sinful Desires
FaithThe Secret Cravings of Your Heart

CurrencyBARMAID coin
AnimalSentient Leather Whip

The Picture of Seductive Grace of Succubus Barmaid is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Your Sinful Desires with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, enslaved workforce, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.465 billion Succubus Barmaids are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of An Inviting Smile. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.0%.

The all-consuming Succubus Barmaid economy, worth 139 trillion BARMAID coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,025 BARMAID coins, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients, doctors refer to inner-cities as newbie zones, and balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Succubus Barmaid's national animal is the Sentient Leather Whip, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is The Secret Cravings of Your Heart.

Succubus Barmaid is ranked 236,811th in the world and 2nd in Lust for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 47.56 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 15,957thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17,840thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27,200thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27,924th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Succubus Barmaid, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists.
  • : Following new legislation in Succubus Barmaid, doctors refer to inner-cities as newbie zones.
  • : Following new legislation in Succubus Barmaid, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Succubus Barmaid, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.
  • : Following new legislation in Succubus Barmaid, the housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle.
  • : Following new legislation in Succubus Barmaid, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
  • : Following new legislation in Succubus Barmaid, the same 1465 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Your Sinful Desires's every word on Twitcher.
  • : Following new legislation in Succubus Barmaid, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.
  • : Following new legislation in Succubus Barmaid, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses.
  • : Following new legislation in Succubus Barmaid, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese.

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