The Holy Riders of Stone of Caliburn is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sir Lancelot with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, public floggings, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 20.021 billion Caliburnians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of King Arthur's Seat. The average income tax rate is 58.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Stone of Caliburnian economy, worth a remarkable 5,294 trillion Gold Round Table Brains a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 264,442 Gold Round Table Brains, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

You can tell when Caliburnians are being snarky by the fact their lips are moving, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, and surveillance cameras are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stone of Caliburn's national animal is the Ghost, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Crusaderism.

Stone of Caliburn is ranked 155,855^th in the world and 1^st in Doll Guldur for Most Primitive, scoring -57.42 on the Scary Big Number Scale.