The Police State of Steveoville is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Steve with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, digital currency, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 40.885 billion Steveovilleans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stevetown. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Steveovillean economy, worth an astonishing 16,729 trillion Stevniks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 409,173 Stevniks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,611,991 per year while the poor average 26,328, a ratio of 99.2 to 1.

Colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Steveovillean Liberator", seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu', governments opposing Steveoville are beset by rebels, and organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Steveoville's national animal is the Stevovitch, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Stevian.

Steveoville is ranked 961^st in the world and 20^th in the West Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 481.82 kickbacks per hour.