The United Union of Spes Amor is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Arturos with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.654 billion Spes Amorians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valengar. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Spes Amorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,678 trillion Sesterces a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,561 Sesterces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, and pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spes Amor's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Greek Pantheon.

Spes Amor is ranked 288,446^th in the world and 10,920^th in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring -552.48 on the Scary Big Number Scale.