The Republic of South Jastannia is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning robot population. The hard-working population of 6.589 billion South Jastannians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 15.9%.

The South Jastannian economy, worth 309 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 46,913 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Jastannia's national animal is the robot, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

South Jastannia is ranked 54,545^th in the world and 1^st in United countries of lippoy province for Most Primitive, scoring 50.99 on the Scary Big Number Scale.