The Kingdom of South Caredddd is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, frequent executions, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.978 billion South Careddddians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Upon-the-Hill. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.9%.

The powerhouse South Careddddian economy, worth 96.3 trillion covfefe beans a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 48,675 covfefe beans, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 256,004 per year while the poor average 4,940, a ratio of 51.8 to 1.

Extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, everything stops come summertime, and surveillance cameras are banned. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. South Caredddd's national animal is the ice demon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

South Caredddd is ranked 72,809^th in the world and 21^st in Texas for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 3,919.01 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.