The United Nations of South Asians is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Subhash Chattopadhyay with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 15.68 billion South Asians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Delhi. The average income tax rate is 64.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient South Asian economy, worth a remarkable 1,507 trillion rupees a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,125 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, and legislators must raise their hands if they want to speak. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Asians's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

South Asians is ranked 44,935^th in the world and 22^nd in Equiterra for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.78 law-abiding acts per hour.