The Egocentric nation of Snob is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Simon Snob with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of public education and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 24.646 billion Snobs are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Industry and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snob City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The powerhouse Snobian economy, worth a remarkable 1,007 trillion Franks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 40,891 Franks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 140,290 per year while the poor average 8,748, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, Snobism has been named as Snob's national religion, Simon Snob has just been declared ruler of Snob in an international press conference, and Snob has designated Snob City as its capital city. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Snob's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Snobism.

Snob is ranked 62,034^th in the world and 25^th in belgium for Most Primitive, scoring 45.28 on the Scary Big Number Scale.