The Republic of Sidhelyrika is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Sidhe with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless population of 33.183 billion Sidhelyrikans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sidhelyrika City. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Sidhelyrikan economy, worth a remarkable 3,974 trillion feys a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,787 feys, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The trail of chickpeas is a controversial part of middle school curriculum, in the mighty jungle the lion once again sleeps tonight, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, and only those who apply can study applied maths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sidhelyrika's national animal is the griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Sidhelyrika is ranked 4,276^th in the world and 118^th in Balder for Largest Populations, with 33.2 billion capita.