The Matriarchy of She Cront is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, rampant corporate plagiarism, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.856 billion She Crontians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient She Crontian economy, worth a remarkable 3,039 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 191,691 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political loyalty is enforced by way of chemical addiction, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies, nude art is becoming wildly popular, and athletes are renowned for being the best at maths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. She Cront's national animal is the wolfman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

She Cront is ranked 1,669^th in the world and 1^st in Equilism for Most Corrupt Governments, with 383.23 kickbacks per hour.