The Sultanate of Serdar Turtiainen is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.87 billion Serdar Turtiainenians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The thriving Serdar Turtiainenian economy, worth 124 trillion florins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 66,804 florins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 260,703 per year while the poor average 11,680, a ratio of 22.3 to 1.

The government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, the demands of climate protestors are measured in spray-paint can sales, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, and Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Serdar Turtiainen's new capital. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Serdar Turtiainen's national animal is the hammerhead fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Serdar Turtiainen is ranked 59,561^st in the world and 6^th in Equiterra for Most Cultured, scoring 70 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.