The Borderlands of Second Valuan Fleet is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 2.67 billion Second Valuan Fleetians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 18.2%.

The Second Valuan Fleetian economy, worth 136 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 51,279 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Valuan Fleet's national animal is the bull, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Second Valuan Fleet is ranked 74,499^th in the world and 1^st in Valua for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,787.05 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.