The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 52 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Noah with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.808 billion Second Best Puppet 52ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 78.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 52ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,394 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 204,807 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, the judicial system legislates morality, drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art, and this summer's chart-toppers sound almost the same as last year's. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 52's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Second Best Puppet 52 is ranked 264,952^nd in the world and 2,314^th in Two for Most Primitive, scoring -213.29 on the Scary Big Number Scale.