Population | 6.822 billion |
Leader | Noah |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 16 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Noah with an even hand, and renowned for its closed borders, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.822 billion Second Best Puppet 16ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 87.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 16ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,225 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 179,630 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, Noah will only ring up foreign leaders if they agree to reverse the charges, all recreational drugs are legal, and owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 16's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Second Best Puppet 16 is ranked 257,514th in the world and 1,873rd in Two for Most Primitive, scoring -177.26 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Second Best Puppet 16 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes, Most Advanced Public Education, Largest Black Market, and Highest Average Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Developed.
- : Second Best Puppet 16 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 16, owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 16, all recreational drugs are legal.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 16, Noah will only ring up foreign leaders if they agree to reverse the charges.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 16, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 16, volunteers trip over themselves to get into the latest mind-bending drug trials.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 16, police reduce their paperwork by refusing to arrest anyone.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 16, water fights now end with thousands dead.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 16, there's a lot of smoke from the nation's "green economy".