The Federal Republic of Sebaa is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sebaas with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 9.587 billion Sebaastis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sebaa City. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Sebaan economy, worth 934 trillion Sebaan Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,517 Sebaan Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Universities spend millions cultivating ivy on their buildings, parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money, saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense, and airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sebaa's national animal is the Jaguar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sebaaism.

Sebaa is ranked 148,235^th in the world and 5,543^rd in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 522.79 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.