The Oppressed Peoples of SCrEW fReEdOm is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by MEEEE with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, enforced nudity, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.484 billion SCrEW fReEdOmians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dictatoropia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.7%.

The very strong SCrEW fReEdOmian economy, worth 130 trillion Slaveses a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,595 Slaveses, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 209,912 per year while the poor average 8,864, a ratio of 23.7 to 1.

Public toilets are famed for their rear entries, billions of Slaveses are being poured into a space program, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, and red fabric is banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SCrEW fReEdOm's national animal is the It, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is BOW DOWN TO ME.

SCrEW fReEdOm is ranked 204,645^th in the world and 1,226^th in the Plains of Perdition for Fattest Citizens, with 9.24 Obesity Rate.