Population | 29.42 billion |
Currency | Coca-Cola |
Animal | Otto Ludwig Piffl |
The Coca-Cola Queendom of Scarlett Hazeltine is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 29.42 billion Scarlett Hazeltineans are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.
The medium-sized, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, International Aid, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 22.5%.
The strong Scarlett Hazeltinean economy, worth a remarkable 1,054 trillion Coca-Colas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 35,832 Coca-Colas, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.
Elections have been outlawed. Crime is a problem. Scarlett Hazeltine's national animal is the Otto Ludwig Piffl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Scarlett Hazeltine is ranked 147,388th in the world and 3rd in The IWW for Most Primitive, scoring -52.44 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Scarlett Hazeltine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary, the Top 5% for Most Valuable International Artwork, and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements, Most Influential, and Highest Economic Output.
- : Scarlett Hazeltine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Scarlett Hazeltine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Scarlett Hazeltine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Scarlett Hazeltine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Scarlett Hazeltine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Scarlett Hazeltine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Scarlett Hazeltine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Scarlett Hazeltine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Scarlett Hazeltine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.