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Sathan

Population37.682 billion

CapitalValhalla
LeaderSatan
FaithSatanism

Currencydrac
Animalwerewolf

The World of Sathan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Satan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 37.682 billion Sathanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valhalla. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Sathanian economy, worth an astonishing 10,539 trillion dracs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 279,706 dracs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, the government is hounded to provide tissues whenever the feelings of the Dàguó people are hurt, it turns out that trees grow on dracs, and the entire entry for Sathan in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sathan's national animal is the werewolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Satanism.

Sathan is ranked 4,308th in the world and 10th in Hell for Highest Average Incomes, with 279,706.86 Standard Monetary Units.

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Longest Average Lifespans: 3,306thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,460thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,665thSmartest Citizens: 4,070thLargest Governments: 4,083rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,308thMost Efficient Economies: 4,577thMost Influential: 5,078thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,373rdMost Secular: 5,810thMost Cultured: 5,826thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,184thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,550thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,648thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,728thMost Patriotic: 12,355thHealthiest Citizens: 13,093rdTop
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Highest Food Quality: 18,593rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,276thMost Authoritarian: 24,068thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24,661st
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionMost Patriotic: 11th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 12th in the region
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National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, the entire entry for Sathan in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, it turns out that trees grow on dracs.
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, the government is hounded to provide tissues whenever the feelings of the Dàguó people are hurt.
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass.
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment.
  • : Sathan adopted General Assembly Resolution #3 "".
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash.
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for Sathanian citizenship.
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes.
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum.

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