The World of Sathan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Satan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 37.682 billion Sathanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valhalla. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Sathanian economy, worth an astonishing 10,539 trillion dracs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 279,706 dracs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, the government is hounded to provide tissues whenever the feelings of the Dàguó people are hurt, it turns out that trees grow on dracs, and the entire entry for Sathan in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sathan's national animal is the werewolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Satanism.
Sathan is ranked 4,308th in the world and 10th in Hell for Highest Average Incomes, with 279,706.86 Standard Monetary Units.
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Gothtopia.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Sathan, the entire entry for Sathan in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.
- : Following new legislation in
Sathan, it turns out that trees grow on dracs.
- : Following new legislation in
Sathan, the government is hounded to provide tissues whenever the feelings of the Dàguó people are hurt.
- : Following new legislation in
Sathan, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass.
- : Following new legislation in
Sathan, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment.
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Sathan adopted General Assembly Resolution #3 "World Assembly Governance Standards".
- : Following new legislation in
Sathan, the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash.
- : Following new legislation in
Sathan, dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for Sathanian citizenship.
- : Following new legislation in
Sathan, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes.
- : Following new legislation in
Sathan, atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum.





































































