The Holy Empire of Depravitopia is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its fear of technology, flagrant waste-dumping, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 993 million Depravitopis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vi'Dellun Square. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.6%.

The powerhouse Depravitopian economy, worth 91.1 trillion Tërrrūrs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,704 Tërrrūrs, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens must pay to enjoy Depravitopia's pristine beaches, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods, foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas, and sports journals are full of uplifting puff-pieces on professional boxers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Depravitopia's national animal is the Vi'dellun Goat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Depravitopia is ranked 325,415^th in the world and 164^th in Hell for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -7.07 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.