The Holy Empire of Saritovan Empire is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Holy Emperor Rowan II Tavgon with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.827 billion Saritovan subjects are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Imperial Capital. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.0%.

The very strong a Saritovan subject economy, worth 257 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 67,231 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 216,500 per year while the poor average 15,804, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.

The tawdry celebrity gossip section has moved to the front page of most newspapers, group photos of the members of parliament are often mistaken for family reunions, a Saritovan subject athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump, and Holy Emperor Rowan II Tavgon is the self-declared God of all Saritovan Empire. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. Saritovan Empire's national animal is the drawkian, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Imperial Cult.

Saritovan Empire is ranked 159,827^th in the world and 20^th in Sonnel for Largest Populations, with 3.83 billion capita.