The Republic of Sarakatsanoi is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President of the Republic Konstantinos with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 2.574 billion Sarakatsans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ergisci. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sarakatsanoian economy, worth 334 trillion Phoenixes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,052 Phoenixes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony, and wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sarakatsanoi's national animal is the Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hellenic Orthodox Christianity.

Sarakatsanoi is ranked 13,663^rd in the world and 17^th in The Wellspring for Lowest Crime Rates, with 95.83 law-abiding acts per hour.