The Colony of Lux Conos is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, soft-spoken computers, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 775 million Conosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brithyll. The average income tax rate is 69.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Lux Conosian economy, worth 56.9 trillion Trout a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is 73,369 Trout, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Third world countries are rich in "I Love Brithyll" t-shirts, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lux Conos's national animal is the Trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Lux Conos is ranked 8,334^th in the world and 346^th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,058.66 on the Clooney Contribution Index.