The Fishing Colony of Lux Conos is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leonel Fishboy Conos with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.962 billion Conosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brithyll. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Lux Conosian economy, worth 150 trillion Trout a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is 76,761 Trout, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, and citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lux Conos's national animal is the Trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is No gods Only trout.

Lux Conos is ranked 236,514^th in the world and 8,882^nd in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.15 Weapons Per Person.