The Independent Californian City of San Francisco Republic is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by John Louis with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.304 billion San Francisco Republicans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Francisco. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.9%.

The frighteningly efficient San Francisco Republician economy, worth 412 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 124,737 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, the government is pouring billions into replacement brains, every conceivable scenic location has been completely booked by couples desperate to marry, and nothing is beneath the government after it has extracted all the oil. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. San Francisco Republic's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

San Francisco Republic is ranked 62,634^th in the world and 14^th in United States of America for Highest Poor Incomes, with 46,888.61 Standard Monetary Units.