The Tropical Paradise of Sabal Islands is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by DTS with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, parental licensing program, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 3.228 billion Sabal Islandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tamaulipas. The average income tax rate is 45.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Sabal Islandsian economy, worth 284 trillion Palmettoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 88,132 Palmettoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, DTS's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", and teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sabal Islands's national animal is the Blue Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Sabal Islands is ranked 61,809^th in the world and 2,868^th in Lazarus for Most Developed, scoring 73.71 on the Human Development Index.