The Imperial Republic of Rosmana is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chancellor Ashley J Howarth with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, triple-decker prams, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 8.727 billion Rosmanans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rosmascant. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.2%.

The all-consuming Rosmanan economy, worth a remarkable 1,007 trillion Credits a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 115,455 Credits, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Male politicians lose their jobs for staring too long at their female counterparts, books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, and carefully-staged grief is displayed by Chancellor Ashley J Howarth after national disasters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rosmana's national animal is the Eurasian coot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Rosmana is ranked 244,923^rd in the world and 489^th in 10000 Islands for Most Primitive, scoring -138.02 on the Scary Big Number Scale.