The Federal Republic of Rosamente is a tiny, socially progressive nation, renowned for its complete absence of social welfare and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 9 million Rosamenteans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.0%.

The strong Rosamentean economy, worth 614 billion Rosas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 68,299 Rosas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 440,199 per year while the poor average 4,281, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Rosamente's national animal is the Gato.

Rosamente is ranked 89,760^th in the world and 961^st in the Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,284.96 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.