The Republic of RolessPuppet305 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its burgeoning sheep population. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.291 billion RolessPuppet305ians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The very strong RolessPuppet305ian economy, worth 203 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is 61,715 marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 199,458 per year while the poor average 14,431, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. RolessPuppet305's national animal is the sheep, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

RolessPuppet305 is ranked 186,634^th in the world and 305^th in Roless Puppet Region for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.