The World World Census
The Most Advanced Public Education in the World
Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 2. |  The Starfallen Realm of Neo England | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “How will you act?” | |
| 3. |  The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
| 4. |  The District of Cole County | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “Community” | |
| 5. |  The Ironwill Dictatorship of Trixmonia | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Why bother?” | |
| 6. |  The Esteemed Educational Halls of Histioteuthis | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Doomed to repeat our favorite mistakes.” | |
| 7. |  The Conglomerate of Armacor | Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians | “lucrum ante oppressionem - Profit before Persecution” | |
| 8. |  The Homoerotic Implications of Turkish Bathhouse | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Steeeeeeeeeeeeamy.” | |
| 9. |  The Free Federation of The Europa Empire | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Europa 4 Ever!” | |
| 10. |  The Solar Wind of Astroteuthis | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “My very educated mother just served us nine pizzas.” |
