The Republic of Rha Unkingtoplede is a tiny, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The devout population of 18 million Rha Unkingtopledeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 30.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Rha Unkingtopledean economy, worth 948 billion deniers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,680 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, euthanasia is legal, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rha Unkingtoplede's national animal is the porpoise, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Rha Unkingtoplede is ranked 195,873^rd in the world and 104^th in Albastru for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 72.94 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.