The Easter Egg Pink Holy Zombie of Songclave is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Caretaker with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, flagrant waste-dumping, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.176 billion Pilgrims hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bellhart. The average income tax rate is 51.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Choirbug economy, worth 175 trillion Rosaries a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 148,742 Rosaries, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, former Citadel Of Song holy sites are reconsecrated as teppanyaki restaurants, a PhD just ain't what it used to be, and the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Songclave's national animal is the Maggot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Citadel Of Song.

Songclave is ranked 5,232^nd in the world and 1^st in Albastru for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 7,544.7 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.