The Freedom Jesus Complex of Republicania is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Mike Lindell with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.971 billion Republicans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Super Duper Freedom Town. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.6%.

The all-consuming Republican economy, worth a remarkable 1,502 trillion McDollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 94,099 McDollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 476,913 per year while the poor average 10,299, a ratio of 46.3 to 1.

The National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system, unpopular politicians are often caught between a rock and a hard place, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead", and Mike Lindell is the self-declared God of all Republicania. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Republicania's national animal is the Super Awesome and Epic Freedom Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Church of Jesus Christ the Feeder.

Republicania is ranked 265,227^th in the world and 118^th in Equilism for Safest, scoring 12.84 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.