The Confederate of Republic of Mesque is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Kralj Đogovski with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 13.781 billion Mesquites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesqüe Mundi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Mesquite economy, worth a remarkable 3,380 trillion Reáls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 245,277 Reáls, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government subsidizes those who produce the worst results, nature finds a way despite the government's best efforts, the Mesqüe Mundi State Museum is said to be haunted by ghastly musicians playing 'Nearer Violet to Thee', and graffiti is done with immaculate multi-layer shading. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Republic of Mesque's national animal is the Rooster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Republic of Mesque is ranked 216,329^th in the world and 20^th in Liberty Democratic Alliance for Largest Black Market, with 366 billion Standard Monetary Units.