The Theocratic Republic of Ineva is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Ace Phillips with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 6.06 billion Inevians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ashvekov. The average income tax rate is 28.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Inevan economy, worth a remarkable 1,572 trillion Avens a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 259,418 Avens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool, NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, and citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ineva's national animal is the Atlantic Puffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Judaism.

Ineva is ranked 16,752^nd in the world and 2^nd in Liberty Democratic Alliance for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,030.18 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.