Population | 16.086 billion |
Capital | Gobbotopia City |
Leader | Redcloak the High Priest of the Dark One |
Currency | Golden Sticks |
Animal | Turkey Vulture |
The Sovereign Gobbotopia of Redcloak is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Redcloak the High Priest of the Dark One with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 16.086 billion Goblins are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gobbotopia City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.3%.
The very strong Goblinoid economy, worth 933 trillion Golden Sticks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 58,031 Golden Sticks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 194,894 per year while the poor average 12,818, a ratio of 15.2 to 1.
Recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, and citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Redcloak's national animal is the Turkey Vulture.
Redcloak is ranked 122,362nd in the world and 18th in Gobbotopia for Most Primitive, scoring -36.74 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Redcloak was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Redcloak's influence in Gobbotopia fell from "Instigator" to "Contender".
- : Redcloak's influence in Gobbotopia rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
- : Redcloak's influence in Gobbotopia fell from "Instigator" to "Contender".
- : Redcloak agreed to construct embassies between Gobbotopia and 0 r c.
- : Redcloak was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Redcloak's influence in Gobbotopia fell from "Dealmaker" to "Instigator".
- : Redcloak was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Redcloak was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Redcloak was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.