The Armed Republic of Ration 67 is a tiny, orderly nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and enforced nudity. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 14 million Ration 67ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 19.8%.

The Ration 67ian economy, worth 643 billion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Trout Farming. Average income is 45,978 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Genetic researchers have been expelled, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and public nudity is compulsory. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ration 67's national animal is the tiger.

Ration 67 is ranked 275,559^th in the world and 67^th in Tarkin for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.