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Most Influential: 71stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 148thMost Secular: 627th
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New Eestiball

Population7.262 billion

CapitalTallinn
LeaderAnn O'Nymous
FaithYahlism

Currencypropan
Animalbobcat

The WitchOfTroubleInElectricBlue of New Eestiball is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ann O'Nymous with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.262 billion Estonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tallinn. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Estonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,694 trillion propans a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 233,319 propans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season, banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse, and heavily-laden pregnant women are told they can manage. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Eestiball's national animal is the bobcat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yahlism.

New Eestiball is ranked 284,533rd in the world and 1,364th in Europe for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -15.07 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Influential: 71stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 148thMost Secular: 627thMost Valuable International Artwork: 630thLeast Corrupt Governments: 649thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 718thMost Compassionate Citizens: 739thMost Pacifist: 770thMost Inclusive: 783rdNicest Citizens: 803rdLargest Welfare Programs: 804thSafest: 904thHighest Food Quality: 931stBest Weather: 997thMost Developed: 1,182ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,203rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,256thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,293rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,553rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,754thMost Cultured: 1,839thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,884thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,893rdLargest Governments: 1,900thSmartest Citizens: 2,000thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,102ndMost Rebellious Youth: 2,197thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,198thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,259thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,900thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,088thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,119thLowest Crime Rates: 3,251stMost Efficient Economies: 4,896thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,247thHighest Average Incomes: 6,636thRudest Citizens: 7,741stMost Subsidized Industry: 13,291stTop
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Highest Economic Output: 15,643rdNudest: 18,798thMost Politically Free: 26,570th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 11th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 12th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionTop
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Safest: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Inclusive: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 16th in the regionNicest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 18th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 20th in the regionMost Secular: 21st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 23rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 30th in the regionMost Developed: 30th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 31st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 32nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 34th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Governments: 37th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 42nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 43rd in the regionMost Cultured: 44th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 46th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 51st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 55th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 56th in the regionMost Influential: 56th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 65th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 66th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 71st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 82nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 84th in the regionRudest Citizens: 106th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 127th in the region

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