The Aspiring Arcadians of Pygania is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Daryush J Trayast with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 13.336 billion Pyganians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anquas. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Pyganian economy, worth a remarkable 6,338 trillion vrigs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 475,301 vrigs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, Daryush J Trayast has returned as a hero from a brutal campaign to conquer the local beach, grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs, and almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pygania's national animal is the boar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Zoroastrianism.

Pygania is ranked 927^th in the world and 1^st in India for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 20,939.15 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.