The Dharmic Republic of Feausi is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by General Phoenix with an iron fist, and renowned for its daily referendums, parental licensing program, and public floggings. The cynical, devout population of 6.239 billion Feausians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kolkata. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Feausian economy, worth 951 trillion Feauses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,525 Feauses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals scramble for new disinfectants following a ban on rubbing alcohol, the decision to be oppressed is now made democratically, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses, and printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Feausi's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hinduism.

Feausi is ranked 21,732^nd in the world and 21^st in India for Most Patriotic, with 45.48 flags saluted per person per day.