The Federation of Putina is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by President Katerina Tikhonova with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.407 billion Putinans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ozero. The average income tax rate is 40.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Putinan economy, worth 147 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,457 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em", President Katerina Tikhonova's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, and bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Putina's national animal is the bear and its national religion is Eastern Orthodoxy.

Putina is ranked 81,854^th in the world and 9^th in Russia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 347.36 on the Clooney Contribution Index.