The United States of Puppet State 314 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its burgeoning fox population. The democratic population of 3.845 billion Puppet State 314ians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 24.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Puppet State 314ian economy, worth 84.0 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 21,847 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organ donation is compulsory, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, Harry Potter books are banned, and formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming. Crime is well under control. Puppet State 314's national animal is the fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Puppet State 314 is ranked 295,478^th in the world and 94^th in Silly for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 16,494.94 Standard Monetary Units.